Because cute boys in cute sweaters would be too much cute. 


Baby animal tongues. Because big animal tongues would be weird.


I’m a villain, DUH.


Because Instagram makes everything beautiful. 


Because it’s time for manic pixie dream guys.

#notonappstore because there isn’t an app for everything. 

Sassy Bitches + Cards Against Humanity = internet bliss

(Source: ladiesagainsthumanity)

Cats in sinks. They may not like baths, but they do like water. 

(Source: catsinsinks)

Oh. They put women’s two favorite things together: marriage and cats. 


Sometimes living in a big city means making out in public places. #weirdtumblrs 

(Source: wing-manning)