Baby animal tongues. Because big animal tongues would be weird.
Because Instagram makes everything beautiful.
#notonappstore because there isn’t an app for everything.
Sassy Bitches + Cards Against Humanity = internet bliss
Cats in sinks. They may not like baths, but they do like water.
Oh. They put women’s two favorite things together: marriage and cats.
Sometimes living in a big city means making out in public places. #weirdtumblrs
Why make 300 sandwiches for an engagement ring when you could just order Seamless? #weirdtumblrs