Sassy Bitches + Cards Against Humanity = internet bliss
Cats in sinks. They may not like baths, but they do like water.
Oh. They put women’s two favorite things together: marriage and cats.
Sometimes living in a big city means making out in public places. #weirdtumblrs
Why make 300 sandwiches for an engagement ring when you could just order Seamless? #weirdtumblrs
If there were a public poo competition, I think NYC would beat Portland, but at least Portland blogs about it. #weirdtumblrs thanks lackinghue
Apparently the kind of people who eat flaming hot cheetos are the kind of people who litter. Thanks for the submission Jojo
Actually, dylanseeger, no, your personal over-share blog talking about your dick does not fit right in.